Itty bitty Roxie! She is currently driving me bonkers, splashing water everywhere while she moves her water dish 2 inches to the left, then back again. I am trying to explain to her that I wrote a loving post about her yesterday and now she is making me look bad. Such a daddy's girl.
Anyway, onto a couple of my favourite responses:
"We bred labs for 20 years but found you can only have 4 in kitchen at any one time. Cavaliers, you can have 10 on couch watching Letterman"
"I like puppies" (When asked why they breed Cavaliers... seriously, that is the exact answer)
"I guess they (puppies) can hear the tv, I never thought to ask"
"They go at 8 weeks when I put out 25 garbage bags of soiled newspapers"
"Are you going to pay $1500 for a dog then let it run loose all over the neighbourhood?"
"we have only 9 dogs"... ONLY?!?
"We'll discuss our guarantee after you buy the puppy"
"google puppies" (when asked if they had any recommendations for books/websites... google it, I dare you.)
Hope you got a chuckle or two.
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